Admiral Nelson

An Admiral Nelson is when you fire off your batter cannon in a woman's eye whilst chopping her arm off. This of course is all done in honor of Admiral Horatio Nelson who gave his eye and arm for the glory of the Queen of England and then later died at the Battle of Trafalgar.

Admiral Nelsoner? I hardly know her!

So this girl was totally talking about how great Napoleon was last night so I totally Admiral Nelsoned her to set the record straight.

by Grandmaster Sugar C Quik Fist August 21, 2009

Rusty Nelson

Sort of like the "Full Nelson", but instead of the person applying it around an opponites arms and head it's appyied to a person's legs and penis. Unfortunately it is impossible to apply to a woman.

It was worth getting shit on my face because I won the match with the Rusty Nelson.

by TnAMan January 30, 2019

Full Anal Nelson

The sexual act of placing an unwilling female in a full nelson and proceeding to penetrate her anally.

Josh took Yuki and placed her little ass in a full anal nelson. She couldn't run and she couldn't get away while she was being penetrated.

by BlackMAGIK April 15, 2014

Nelson ring

The hickie one gets around his asshole after receiving a nelson.

"I hope I don't have to get a cavity check any time soon--they'll probably mis-interpret this nelson ring your mom gave me last night."

by Guslah August 2, 2008

connor nelson

A little kid who has a small penis and won't stop bullying

Connor Nelson can do bad things

by Connor nelson March 10, 2017

nelson rocks

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

by nelso December 16, 2004

Admiral Nelson

The bottle of Admiral Nelson Spiced Rum needed to make you not remember that Thursday night

' Yo man you look pretty shitty, rough night?'

' Yeah man, Da Admiral Nelson got me good at Carroll Hall'

by Baldasssssss October 7, 2009