reverse nap

A reverse nap is when you are asleep and wake up for a short period of time.

Person 1: Man I was asleep last night and next thing I know I was awake for an hour and a half before I could go back to sleep.

Person 2: That sounds like a horrible reverse nap.

by hoobercraft December 7, 2010

nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016

Deuce-nap

When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.

Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.

by Eudai November 10, 2013

Knee nap

The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur

One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.

by Mudholemike October 17, 2018

toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.

Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.

by Joe Co June 24, 2008

Shit Nap

The act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just 'rest your eyes.'

Damn! I got so wasted last night. I can't believe I made it into work today. I guess I'll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a shit nap.

by carlipet September 23, 2009

cab nap

The act of passing out in a cab while traveling from one bar to another in order to be refreshed and energized upon arrival.

Cheryl: "Mike's totally passed out; he's done for the night. Tell the driver to take him home."

Tom: "Shit, no. He's just grabbing a cab nap...he'll be fine when we get there."

by MPFOGARTY July 12, 2010