Show My Ass

To display prodigious talent or wealth; floss; ball; showboat; show-off.

"Critics wonder will I last long/Even though I show my ass on my last song"- Rick Ross, "Cross That Line"

"I let my pants sag (why)/so I can show my ass (kiss my ass)" -- Jim Jones, "Reppin' Time"

by Dollar Wells December 14, 2008

Text my ass

What to say to someone when you want them to text you quickly.

Also, it's a way of saying kiss my ass instead they text your ass.

hey girl, text my ass.

by deeznuts2 August 20, 2009

my ass burns

instead of my eyes burn it's my ass burns

my ass burns
from this poo
you'd think i'd learn over these years
good things can't last forever

by facky loadi March 19, 2007

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

Greg in my ass

Greg is in my ass and it tastes like my dad's penis

Greg in my ass. Yes Papi

by Wavethrave457 March 20, 2019

cum in my ass

I want you to fuck me in my ass daddy

Cum in my ass daddy

by anonymous August 28, 2022

Kicks My Ass

Seeing something so incredibly awesome that you have the feeling that you just got kicked in the ass

That Myspace layout kicks my ass!

by Wil Russell June 25, 2007