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Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.
After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.
by wizard of balls May 17, 2010
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Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017
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mufliha

Muflihas usually seem super cold on the outside but they're actually really the softest humans on earth, you don't wanna get on their bad side because they will actually assassinate you. They're hella attractive but would rather die than admit it. If you wanna impress them you better go all out of do nothing at all.
don't make her go all mufliha on you

Idk idk
by sugakookie25 May 17, 2018
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Marlies

Marlies is one of the most beautiful person you could know. She has gorgeus blue eyes, that make you melt every time you see them.She is also a beautiful, insecure, unique girl who is shy around people she doesn't know but will be the weirdest, funniest girl around her best friends. She is well known for being kind. Some might be jealous of her beauty and her long blonde hair and blue eyes.Marlies is very beautiful and everyone can admit that except for her. She has a great personality and when she smiles it always makes everyone smile. She is a great person to have in your life.She understands you when no one else does. She is the kind of girl that does not deserve to be hurt and a guy would do everything possible for her not to feel that way. She is a dream. She hides her feelings as much as possible because she cares more about her friends then herself. She always sees the good in people.You feel comfortable around this girl . She is one of the most beautiful people you could ever meet in your life. She is smart, gorgeous, funny, sporty and over all just a really good person to know. If you have an Marlies as a friend keep her she will be very important in your life .Somone you can talk to and trust. Really beautiful has an amazing body. Whenever Marlies says hi she probably does something really cute and sounds really cute when she does it. ;) You are really lucky if you have an Marlies in your life epically if you are dating her.
Person 1: „who is that over there?“
Person2:„ That’s Marlies!“
Person 1 :„ Oh wow,look how beautiful she is“
Person2 :„ Yeah she is really gorgeous inside& out...“
by Emmaishere January 8, 2019
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Merlin

When you take a girls long hair, hold it below her chin to form a beard, and proceed to fuck her face!
I gave the girl a Merlin!
by Mikeymc6 April 14, 2019
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merlino21344

Merlino21344 just killed ninja
by Merlino21344 October 28, 2019
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Marli

The most beautiful boy you will ever meet , he has golden,curly locks that will mesmerise you every second of the day. he doesn’t realise it but he is madly in love with a girl who he doesn’t recognise enough, this girl could give up her world for him and he knows it but will deny . He covers up his love by taunting her and teasing her about her physical appearance . Marli has had many girlfriends before but hasn’t truly loved any of them and he just wants to be popular . He should recognise the one girl who adores him to death . his destined love is a Libra ♎️
Marli was with that girl

AGAIN???
by Onedirectionfan75938 April 20, 2020
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