Muserism

(noun)
1. Any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. An improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.

Muserism in a sentence:
Wow, that muserism you said is so random.

Examples of Muserisms:
Elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.

The only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut butter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.

by ThatOneZach February 3, 2012

McBernie

When you go through the drive through at your local fast food chain and they accidently give you what you ordered and what the person in the car behind you ordered.

Tom (opening the bag): "Hey, I see my breakfast sandwich in there, but there is also another one and a couple of burritos! They must have given me the order for the guy behind me along with mine!"

Ray: "You got a McBernie!"

Tom: "A What?"

Ray: "A McBernie! You got it, but you didn't pay for it!"

Tom: "Cool! I am definitely feel this McBern"!

by FritzShuffMad June 24, 2016

muertes

Spanish for death

Dia de la muertes or Day of the Day

by Radeator Z March 29, 2017

muertitos

Dead people

There are lots of Muertitos here at the cemetery.

by Zavalia November 7, 2017

Mukery

Anything that is owned by the muker which is liked and cherished

Mike loves to be surrounded by his mukery

by muknmike March 29, 2019

mubber

Another word for mother; a mother type figure; a name you call your mother when you're bored or want to sound stupid.

I wubz mah mubber so mach!
Mubber gabes birf to mehz.

by MarsXShadowClaw September 23, 2020

murber

When you tell your it's sativa but it's actually indica

Boy: nah bro it's hype

Other Boy: I'm kinda tired bro

Boy: it's indica

Other boy: MURBER

by Clockworktie April 25, 2021