Wal-Mart fan

A fan of a college or university who has never attended the institution.

The majority of Wal-mart fan's are UNC fans, Ohio State fans, Duke fans, Michigan fans, Notre Dame fans, and the majority of fans of any big name school.

REAL FAN: Did you watch the Duke football game yesterday?

DUKE BASKETBALL WAL-MART FAN: No, I don't really like college football. I would rather watch the NFL.

by b4c December 28, 2007

Wal-Mart

1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the working class and sells everything at ridiculously low rates.

2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying.

3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.

2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities! :O

5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center

10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap.

20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart.

25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government.

50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN.

Thank you freedom. >.<

by ssssssshhh. A secret! Hehe January 22, 2010

Wal-mart

The dimension of the damned.

by xeab September 21, 2003

Wal Mart

Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?

The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.

by jay November 30, 2003

Martha Zolanski

Martha is another one of Nicki Minaj's various alter egos. She's Roman Zolanski's British mother. She can be heard at the very end of the song 'Roman's Revenge' and was also seen for the very first time playing Nicki's fairy god mother in 'Moment 4 Life.'

Person 1: I love Nicki's voice when she becomes Roman Zolanski!

Person 2: Yeah me too! Not so sure about his strange British mother Martha Zolanski though.

by marylily2 April 5, 2011

Martell

A guy of talent beyond the eyes of various viewers. Someone who finds the need to please many people in many ways. They maybe small, they be tall, but either one of them can smash through a wall. A well known person around the hometown with ambitious goals in life. A comedian. Always there for someone when nobody else is no matter what. A strong outgoing lover with the brains to please a female no matter what.

oh once i adored the man i thought i loved. but then i met Martell

by star emperor August 7, 2012

Martai

A curly- haired guy who thinks he’s the best basketball player in the world. He’s a self centered meanie who only cares about himself. Though he can be nice at times he is also very secretive and impulsive and can make you feel worthless. One minute you’re the reason why he’s living and the next you don’t mean anything. He complains about everything and begs for attention any chance he gets. He talks crap about himself constantly but has a really big ego. He’s a lying, cheating, disrespectful person. And to anybody out there reading this that is thinking about dating a “martai”, he won’t hesitate to drop you for somebody else and that’s just facts. *and he has a small wiener*

Girl 1: omg Marta is kinda cute ngl
Girl 2: nah girl he is such an asshole, he only cares about himself
Girl 1: really? He doesn’t act like it
Girl 2: yeah only cause he’s so fake that Barbie is jealous

Martai=fake

by TooBadForHim062 June 1, 2020