XML Molester

An XML Molester is any programmer who believes that he must learn the structure of Visual Studio XML config files; files that are automatically generated and automatically managed by Visual Studio.NET. XML Molesters compulsively memorize the tag structure of SOAP messages, and practice writing XML data sets (XSD files) by hand using notepad. They often enjoy embarrassing seasoned pros over their apparent lack of XML knowledge and skill.

XML Molestation is considered a profound psycho-sexual pathology by most healthy, wealthy, and wise Visual Studio programmers. Like a Peeping Tom, XML Molesters feel a desperate and uncontrollable need to peek under Visual Studio’s panties to get a gander at what the lady really looks like on the inside. What they don’t understand is that such crass anatomical knowledge of Visual Studio’s private parts is not necessary for a productive business relationship with the lady. Indeed, it is usually counter productive. XML Molestation can lead to major project corruption, as Visual Studio.NET can become quite angry when you poke her in the nether regions, and chew your project up.

Ron of IT Professionals Inc. is a real XML molester. I heard him interviewing a 10 year veteran programmer the other day. He chewed this guy a new one because he couldn't explain XML tag structure of SOAP envelope, and a web.config file.

by Bochambo Lochacopota April 11, 2006

Westside Modesto

Westside Modesto is one of the most Ghetto parts of Modesto California but also one of the most funniest places you can be on a Saturday night because its 5 partys on each street so the police don't even care and they don't shut it down only if its shooting or fights which happens sometimez also Modesto High is in Westside Modesto in out there you'll still see hella scrapers,Dudez goin hyphy just like East Oakland but this is a big gang area for Surenos,Nortes and crips so be careful what colors you wear but other than that Westside Modesto is the place To be on A boring saturday with nothing to do...

Yesterday i went to a smackin party in Westside Modesto

by Modestokid209 June 15, 2009

child molester

A sadist or severe pedophile who acts on his/her urges and sexually abuses someone under the age of consent. Though abuse against young boys is often cited the typical case of child molestation occurs between a young girl and a male member of her family.

Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.

Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.

A lot of sexual practices are weird and gross, but child molesters are the only ones that are unforgivable.

by Isthmus Crypticus December 31, 2004

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.

I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.

by AbnormalBoy January 7, 2007

mobese

Morbidly obese. Someone who has taken obesity to a new level. Anybody from Houston, for example.

Man, that chick isn't just fat, she's mobese.

by Gabriel Chan October 18, 2007

Mokeskin Sack

A small, dark sack formulated from the skin of a Moke. Any objects stored in the sack are hidden from all but the owner indefinitely. Idea originates from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Damn, Konrad. I want a mokeskin sack too!"
"Wow, you can store ANYTHING in that Mokeskin!!"

by K $ February 26, 2009

molester fingers

Same as rapist fingers. Swollen, fat appendages used for no good.

L:"Morgan, can you turn in your paper?"
M:"Well, I could try..."
L:"What do you mean?"
M:"Well, I hav--"
L:"MOLESTER FINGERS?! GROSS!"

by Mrs. L February 7, 2006