Marteh

A term used to describes someone who 'owns' or 'pwns' or is '1337'.

FK said : Matt is sure not Marteh
or
Hawk said : Martin sure is Marteh

by w1n September 29, 2003

Post Mortem Cohabitation

A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.

My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.

by KJP420 February 8, 2021

montegrad

The coolest city in the world. Yes, you know it.

Also known as Montréal.

by Boris Le Grand April 29, 2004

Monte-Zaro

Monte Zaro is a synonym with "un-existent." It can be used as an adjective but it's mostly used as a noun.
When the word is used as a noun it always describes a place that isn't real. You've never met somebody from here and you never will.

A: Hey I just met some guy, he lives in Monte-Zaro.
B: No you didn't.

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021

Martellaro

Really hot person
Also means slay

Have you seen that Martellaro

by Geramy April 28, 2022

Tim moate

king of fags
see also homosexual

by daking April 30, 2003

Mortenson

a Mortenson is a packet of sensation, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of fosters.

You: I'll have a Mortenson.
Barkeep: That's 2 punds 30.

by Nordgulen February 22, 2009