Morbiussy

The fluffy, tight, virgin boipussy of one of the greatest silver screen action heroes of our generation.

"God damn, I need me some Morbiussy!"
- Tobey Maguire, probably

by StinkyBoiPussy April 30, 2022

Troy and Abed in the morning

Troy and Abed's exclusive TV show mentioned throughout the how 'Community'

Troy and Abed in the morning

by Yeetityb sheetity April 14, 2020

morbid

adj. unuasual interest/fascination of death and unpleasent things..

i drew a real morbid drawing yesterday...

by jimi August 17, 2004

Morning Tug

a masturbation session right when you wake up to start the day

Schools in 20 minutes, I feel lousy, I'm going for a morning tug to brighten my day

*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now

by Teh_Informer January 24, 2010

Morning Jerk

The first jerk of the day; may also be referred to as "chopping the lumber down", this is the reason god invented morning wood.

Man 1: I didn’t have my morning latte and now I’m feeling sluggish.

Man 2: I can do without a latte but I can’t do without my morning jerk, otherwise the whole day is shot.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

monday morning

Taking wordsunday afternoon/word to the next level.
This refers to the true procrastinators who leave their homework and assignments till monday morning before school.
This takes extreme discipline and speed as it is hard to get up early on a monday, and have the focus to get some work done in that limited time span.

dude, I had to pull a monday morning to get this paper done, I spent the weekend trolling forums and playing games.

by |AoC| JyL December 28, 2005

Morbing

It is something morbius does all the time, nobody knows what it is but you do not want him doing

i saw morbius the other day morbing over a child

morbius morbed an innocent man

by ballbasher23 May 31, 2022