Montana

A really attractive girl, with big boobs and nice butt. Amazing sense of humor, and seducing looks that attract all sorts of men. Everywhere she goes she turns heads. And has brains.

"Did you see that really hot girl?"
"Yeah! She's so a Montana"

by italianbella878 July 24, 2009

hanny montanny

The act of giving a hand job while dressed as Hannah Montana.

Shmoe, "Did you loose your virginity last night?"
John, "No, but I got a hanny montanny!"
Shmoe, "Lucky..."

by Shartel April 28, 2009

Hannah Montana

As a 12 year old many would expect I would like this show. But it's a bit mindless. When she puts on a wig, she's suddenly a pop star?? The acting isn't so fresh either. True, the show is for children, but we could be watching better shows. Like..Naked Brothers Band? Hey, at least THEY can sing, and the show has a purpose/message.

Hannah Montana has a weird and twangy voice, not that southern accents are bad but hers is just...annoying.

by K_rachel_O November 25, 2007

Hannah Montana

1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.

2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.

3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.

1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.

2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!

3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.

by baseballbats2021 March 10, 2009

montannah

Montannah is usually a girls name said mon-ta-nah. They are usually very beautiful on the inside and out. They are known as a social butterfly and can be a major flirt!

Damn that montannah is loud!

by Name maker September 16, 2013

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

montana potato

when a girl licks a guy's sack and junk to get his precum to cover his balls like butter

no example needed of a montana potato

by lolcrack April 26, 2014