maintenance fuck

when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex

Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."

by JDub789 November 29, 2014

maintenance drinking

Drinking alcohol at a rate intended to maintain the current level of intoxication.

By preloading at home, and only maintenance drinking on the town, you can have an economical night out.

"Paul always preloads so he only has to maintenance drink at Atomic."

"Amy had a big day at the races and so was only maintenance drinking at the pub."

by captainlarry February 9, 2010

mintense

Intensity equal to or greater then "The Minhas."

Bro, those new double decker tacos from Taco Bell are mintense!

by thedode May 20, 2008

Jizz mitten

When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.

"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".

by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010

fram mitten

As we all know, the Negro has a separate language and dialect. "fram mitten" translates to "transmission", in English, as it relates to automotive transmissions.

Could be a term within ebonics

Ize needz a fram mitten! A fraaaammmmm mitten! A fraaaayum mitten!

by eyeznteef July 14, 2010

Biff Mitten

a old sock that you beat off into

bob: man that girl looked like a biff mitten after jerry was through with her
bill: thats my girlfriend asshole

by donttouchmycar March 24, 2011

poop in your mittens

an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".

Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.

by Vacupunk December 21, 2008