Home-made artificial vagina.
Making a wanking aid out of household objects, such as a child's armband under a sofa cushion, or your sister's guinea pig wrapped in tape to avoid it splitting.
Making a wanking aid out of household objects, such as a child's armband under a sofa cushion, or your sister's guinea pig wrapped in tape to avoid it splitting.
by Youwerewrongedgy April 10, 2011
Get the Mimsy mug.A variation on the classic beverage, the "Aphrodesia Mimosa" consists of an "Emergencee" vitamin packet poured into a cheap American beer. Usually consumed before noon. Invented out of necessity by the band Aphrodesia while on tour.
"There's a Tecate rolling around on the floor somewhere, grab that old Emergencee off the dashboard and make yourself a Mimosa."
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted"
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted"
by Eleventy Two Orchestra November 5, 2009
Get the Mimosa mug.Those kids at your school that everyone hates because they're ridiculously confident and cool. In fact, they're the only ones that don't realise that no-one likes them, they think everyone wants to be them (they're total dims). They wear the juicy sweaters and have the fake nails and are total {bitches}. Originally, mip stood for Meanie In a Pot, from a stupid inside joke the Mips had; complete with song that was enflicted on everyone.
O lord...what Mips!! They're all wearing pink with jeans...except for Jenna...I guess she missed the memo.
She's become such a mip ever since she dumped Jack.
She's become such a mip ever since she dumped Jack.
by shmooks June 26, 2006
Get the Mips mug.We must have had a mimosa tree friendship. At first we did things together, talked a lot, but when I changed jobs, we lost touch.
by Una Malachica April 10, 2008
Get the mimosa tree friendship mug.When my friend Doe Joe Schmoe told Harry Jane, "Mmmm...my candy reminds me of nine blue pretzels jumping around in a jacuzzi, just like at my uncle's mother's father's mailman's ex-boyfriend's roommates greenhouse," Harry Jane said, "Yo Doe, when you start to mimsymonger, bro, you're a pro, Joe."
by Mimsy July 26, 2008
Get the To mimsymonger mug.1) To be having so much fun that you don't care what is going on.
2)To just be really damn cool.
3)To do the robot to a Turf-Talk song, in front of random people just so that you can get some laughs.
2)To just be really damn cool.
3)To do the robot to a Turf-Talk song, in front of random people just so that you can get some laughs.
1) Damn homie, I was getting so MIMSY at prom!
2) I just noticed how MIMSY that Jeff is.
3) I can't believe how tight JQ and Jeffrey are! They got so MIMSY at Convention for no reason!
2) I just noticed how MIMSY that Jeff is.
3) I can't believe how tight JQ and Jeffrey are! They got so MIMSY at Convention for no reason!
by Fresh 2 Jeff June 1, 2006
Get the mimsy mug.the last full cracker in a cracker box. In most cases, it is surrounded by broken crackers and crums.
by nate simon January 17, 2008
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