Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

by Vann September 1, 2008

Asda midget

The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.

Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?

That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

midget's cave

A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.

that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave

by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009

A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.

This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!

by Angie6184 April 28, 2007

Annoying midget

Small idiotic people who are irrelevant to this world.

An annoying midget roamed the streets looking for someone’s time to waste

by Winston1234 April 17, 2019

Belgium Midget

In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...

Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!

Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?

Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...

by misty mae September 21, 2012

midget love

2 very short people that like each other, the short boy generally rejects the short girl.

poppy- wagwan g, i midget love ya
alex- aw soz g. dont rlly like yas back

by tiddlestiddletiddles November 15, 2019