When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
by Vann June 10, 2006
The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.
Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009
by Angie6184 April 20, 2007
that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave
by married to that crazy bitch April 20, 2009
by Flynn b November 17, 2022
After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
by Shirtman22 February 19, 2020
Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple
by awesomeis9 June 11, 2018