Asda midget

The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.

Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?

That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

midvervastion

Is a physical belief that is comprimised toward abilitys that stay in
the midwest of the mind and soul,aslo can be an positive idea or a sexually positive thing
or a physically positive thing..

Ah i'm from the north coast so be hateing on that midvervastion

by regardless devon victory January 29, 2009

midget's cave

A vagina that is so loose you could fit a midget in it.

that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave

by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009

midterm party

The last night before your girlfriend gets her period.
It's derived of the night before spring/fall break after all the midterm exams when traditionally students party all night long.

she:"Hun, you better come over tonight, its midterm party!"
he:" it's only the second week of the semester, what do you mean?"
she:"it just is"
he:" Ooooo I get it, sure thing I'll be there at ten"

by mcmarsh February 17, 2010

Midgey

A gnat or a small mosquito-like flying insect (but not an actual mosquito, just looks like one)

Close the window or you'll let the midgeys in!

by belleairandriu July 5, 2015

A midget away

When you're sitting about 4 feet from another person.

This bar is so noisy that I can barely hear you, and you're only a midget away from me! Geesh!

by Angie6184 April 28, 2007

Bette Midler

Legendary singer, actress and comedian known for her brassy singing, and her vibrant stage persona. Born in Hawaii, Bette went on to star in films such as The Rose, Beaches and The First Wives Club. Midler also conquered the music charts with "From a Distance" and "Wind Beneath My Wings".

I went to see Bette Midler in her Kiss My Brass concert last night.

by Jonnybooth March 15, 2007