Titty Melon
Titty Melon by Kevin Cray July 13, 2004
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floating melon patch
a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water
floating melon patch by 77transam August 28, 2006
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Melon Cracking
Woodkirk rules: A game between 2 or more guys where they cut a hole in a melon just big enough for their limp cocks, they then stick them in and the first one to get a hard on and crack their melon wins
Melon Cracking by The blackbird December 20, 2008
Inverted Melon Baller
Inverted Melon Baller by DTGaaz October 22, 2009
Rimī melone
Rimī melone by FilthyfrankFaggot504 May 4, 2020
Melon Off
When two gentlemen, usually heterosexual and inebriated, engage in a competition to see which of the two gentlemen can sustain an errection the longest, with a partially hollowed out melon over their penises.
The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
The first to have their melon drop to the floor is the loser.
George and Alfed covered their throbbing hard cocks with the hollowed out remains of a delcious watermelon, having just agreed to a melon off.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.
Alfred, weak from the 13 cocksucking cowboy shots he had recently downed, lasted a meer 13 seconds before the watermelon dropped to the floor in what can only described as a bloody mess. George, delighted at his new found glory, shoved his ---- up Alfreds arse, and they both agreed they were all winners in the end.