medium adult

This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.

Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 16, 2018

Bud Medium

A mixed beverage consisting of equal parts Budweiser and Bud Light.

“Sorry, we don’t have Miller Lite, would you like a Bud Medium?

by Coalgamin July 21, 2018

Medium

The high equivalent of tipsy to drunk. (High — medium — low). The beginning buzz after consuming cannabis.

I’m not Cheech stoned yet, I’m just medium. I’m kinda starting to feel it.

by Kristoner August 3, 2018

medium-raw

When you put on the condom, but the tip of your dick rips through, leaving only the shaft covered.

"We were going to use protection last night, but apparently the condom was too small, so I just went medium-raw instead."

by SkylaZT September 7, 2018

Medium rare

Ur good at something or not bad at a certain activity

Dad: “how was school?”
Me: “it was medium rare.”

by Ye ye ye ye ye ye May 30, 2019

medium meat

Man with little meat. Small pecker.

Blake did no damage with his medium meat.
Shelley laughed at Blake's medium meat.

by Texancooker22 May 26, 2018

medium five

A medium five is when you give someone a high-five, but its at stomach level.

Thomas: * reaches out for a handshake *
John: * slaps his hand, giving him a medium five *

by CheddaryCheese May 26, 2018