medium lit

Somewhere between able to drive and vomiting in your shirt so no one sees. Possibly able to drive a short distance safely even though you shouldn't. A BAC between the ranges 0.06 and 0.10.
Katie: Were you trashed last night when you ran over that deer?
Brad: I was medium lit. Otherwise I would have pulled over and made a tuxedo out of the carcass and ran around with it.
Katie: Oh that's great! Glad you are OK!
by DixieWreckedMLNJ January 02, 2017
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medium bulge

Yeah ur bulge may not be a size small, or large, but a medium bulge is perfect
Jon: Dude !? Do you think my chicken donger (his fucking cock) is a size small ?

Nick: Nah bro, I think that's a good medium bulge.

Jon: Thanks bro ! Let's go skate ! >:)
by Bowtowm March 09, 2018
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Medium hoss

A medium sized kid who swears, but has a heart of gold
by Gorillacrotch July 30, 2022
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medium syndrome

When your below up and above down syndrome. Entertaining to catch. Particularly occurs with brother and sister incest. LOVES to fuck random animals.
by Jonathan Niemiec February 22, 2017
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Medium chubs

When the penis is halfway between soft and hard
My girlfriend caught me masterbating because I️ had medium chubs
by Lildicky904 January 24, 2018
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Medium Smying

A cross between a Medium and a small. Is said with a bizzare jaw movement.While saying medium move your head in a forward dip. While saying Smying move the jaw to the right or left as well as tilting the head. In that direction
Correct: Your shirt is a medium smying
Incorect: Did you say medium smon?
by M12345O January 24, 2012
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Rainbow Medium

The Rainbow Medium is a very special gift young man, a gay man, good looking if a straight man can say ha it’s Ethean Soule
I had a psychic reading with the cheekiest reading The Rainbow Medium he was so confident so comfortable in his sexuality he’s ability he’s trust in his connection Ethean made me feel free in a way I didn’t have to think oh boy what’s he about
by Bardster💪🏿 March 11, 2022
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