Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?
Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!
Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.
Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.
Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!
Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!
Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.
Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.
Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!
by Justin1234321 August 23, 2019
The female equivalent of teabag.
1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.
2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.
1. To apply, with a certain amount of pressure, ones vulva to another persons face, preferably leaving a degree of vaginal residue around the nose, mouth, or forehead of said person.
2. When after you die in the bad, a female gamer sits on your corpse's face repeatedly.
After killing that gnome hunter for the 13th time, I lifted my robe, exposed my lady parts, and muffin mashed him.
by Fabrication May 29, 2009
What most people do while playing soul calibur. When a person doesn't now how to play a fighting games and just randomly presses as many buttons as they can. Usually the people who do this think they're really good at the game even though its really cheap.
by beppo March 16, 2005
The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.
"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"
by 7Kev7 October 04, 2007
by BaBs February 09, 2004
The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78
by mb500 December 17, 2009
by Big dick chima January 20, 2021