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Mark Wahlberg

A racist, untalented piece of shit who committed violent hate crimes against multiple Vietnamese men and only decided to "apologize" for it three decades later in an attempt to get his felony record expunged so he could acquire a liquor license for his shitty restaurant.

If you want a true testament to how phony his apology was, just look at his work; virtually every movie and television show that he's involved with vilifies and mocks Asian people, particularly Asian men.

The mainstream media pushes the narrative that he's a "changed man," and all the lemmings believe it, but his projects show that he's the same hateful lowlife he always was.
If Mark Wahlberg gets hit by a bus, an angel will get its wings.
by Donald Scum November 13, 2018
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Early Mark

A term for being allowed to go leave a scheduled event (school or work) before the end time.
The teacher gave us an early mark today, so we were allowed to leave at 3pm.
by Cara Linke May 11, 2008
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Mark Mathis

Mark Mathis is the greatest weatherman and news personality of all time. He is best known for his outlandish behavior while telling the news. He was on Fox news rising in Charlotte NC and for a while on a Colorado broadcast. Sadly he no longer comes on, due to corporate puppets. He has a large following and many people miss him.
Fox news rising is boring now that Mark Mathis isn't on it anymore.
by owltrader January 9, 2011
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Bad-Mark

Always in a drunken stupor and characterized by a backwards, douchebaggy hat with a dip in and fake diamond earrings on; known to say solely sexual comments and insults often based on race and sexuality; slumped over, eyes droopy, and belligerent; asshat.
Wow, you were such a Bad-Mark last night, everybody hated you.
by mitchconners69 February 25, 2015
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Mark Morton

One of the most influential and technical guitar players of all time. Mark Morton is one of the two guitar players from the THRASH METAL band Lamb Of God. his rhthym and solo breaks are unparralelled in the metal scene. Argueably the best guitar player of all time standing next to Yngwie Malmsteen
Mark Morton totally blew the house away playing Ruin last night.
by HRNDONE April 23, 2006
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Mark of the Unclean

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.
Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.
by thendcomes June 12, 2012
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Mark E. Smith

Mark Edward Smith, lead vocalist of the British post-punk band The Fall (named after a Camus novel).
Forming The Fall at the age of 19, he created a band that has for over 25 years created challenging and unpredictable music and winning critical acclaim for his unique lyrical and singing style successfully mixing elements of social realism, surrealism and absurdism.
Mark E. Smith can't dance, Mark E. Smith can't sing, but Mark E. Smith is the hip priest and he teaches what others imitate.
by Janez June 25, 2006
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