Marathon

A big race where people run too long

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

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Gym Marathon

When you stay on a piece of cardio equipment far longer than you normally would have to keep someone from turning the TV in from of you to Fox News

"Man, I was on that elliptical trainer for an hour doing s Gym Marathon just so no one would tune the TV onto Fox News."

by da Chetster February 20, 2018

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nude marathon

lots of nude pictures sent @ once back and forth with ur fwb

me and Tracey had a nude marathon last night

by coreyssecretadmirer August 8, 2016

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But I still ran a marathon though

But did you beat "The Last Remnant?" NO YOU DID NOT MOTHERFUCKER! WHO'S GOING TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON AT THE SQUARE ENIX HEADQUARTERS!? NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

Darrel Gorbles "But I still ran a marathon though!"

Hym "And you still threw out them pants!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

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Marathoner

A person who has run more than 6 marathons, and/or has shit themselves during at least two races

Wow, Prancis finally became a marathoner

by Janet Butterworth November 4, 2023

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This is a professional activity that includes Collecting Navel Fluff, Extreme Ironing. Mooing ,Beetle Fighting Collecting In-Flight Sick Bags, Toy voyaging, Soap Carving and Quidditch and must be completed before the harvest moon.

John: Hey you do you have any goals
Max: Yeah I really want to become a din-marathon

by It is a real thing February 22, 2022

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