management

A major that, as a condition for acceptance, requires the applicant to be unskilled in any area of recognized professional expertise.

My dad didn't want to do any work, so he majored in management. It's company-sponsed welfare.

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004

Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.

Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.

by Kelly January 5, 2004

Game Manager

A quarterback in NFL football who is the best of the worst, or maybe the worst of the best. Whichever way you cut it, they cannot do anything spectacular whatsoever, but instead of being called shit and being grouped in with the rest of the turdbunch are given the much more friendly term of "game manager". They are the cream of the poopy crop. Game Managers do everything in their power to not shit the bed for their team that is usually winning in spite of them. They're shit.

In 2010 one might have called Mark Sanchez a Game Manager, in 2012 however it's pretty obvious he's not even that; he's just shit.

by Not Rex Ryan January 15, 2013

Hotel & Restaurant Management

A degree plan that costs tens of thousands of dollars so that one day you can work at the minimum wage job of your choice at your respective restaurant or hotel.

Jen: "Hey I just graduated with my degree in Hotel & Restaurant Management!"

Ben: "Excellent! Where are you working?"

Jen: "The front desk at the Marriott!"

Ben: "Oh...cool. My 18 year old brother works the desk too."

by Mojavis September 10, 2009

management on your breath

what you get after blowing your boss to get ahead at work

i see you have your own office now jeff. do i smell management on your breath?

by partsgirl January 28, 2011

time management

A skill that is useful for graphic designers.

Essentially, it allows people to rearrange other's days at their on whim and fancy for no good reason other than a decision to take a day off.

It is particularly useful for putting off new members of staff from partaking a meeting one deems to be dull.

Can we postpone our 10 o clock meeting as I have a couple of time management issues.

by Damian Jennings March 15, 2004

Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.

I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.

by Zak April 30, 2003