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menstral malaria

The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation.
If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!

My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.
by busygirl March 24, 2011
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Sanjaya Malakar

1)His heart is so big it can't fit in his chest :)

2) My future husband! <3

3) One of the best singers ever.
Sanjaya Malakar is so sweet and cute!
by i<3sanij October 18, 2008
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malarkey

Hillybilly version of bullshit
- Juan - give me your money or you die

Me - Juan thats a bunch of malarkey let me break my neck
by waddupdonkey920 August 5, 2019
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Malarkey

What Joe Biden says when he gets a question he doesn't know the answer to.
Give me a break! That's a bunch of Malarkey!
by ThoGos October 26, 2020
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malarakushamawamaluluka

A phrase that is used for a very strong dislike of doing English homework and revising papers.
Malarakushamawamaluluka. English sucks.
by JaneDearGirl October 23, 2011
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malaka

an often disgusting mixture of random non-toxic foods and/or liquids.
the hindu cab driver happily drank the Guida's malaka for the 20 dollar bill.
by chris guida May 17, 2005
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Malarials

Malarials are a milinneal contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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