Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015

service magnet

A service magnet is a person that draws excellent service from businesses as a result of their pleasant attitude and patience with the service provider.

For example, during the busy retail season around Christmas, the service magnet is the person who is cheerful, patient and understanding and will typically get better service than the angry, demanding customer.

by krwinkler October 17, 2017

Nigga Magnet

When a girl is too fine to handle and all the niggas are following her, checking her out, and flirting with her

"I am a nigga magnet"

"Girl you are a nigga magnet "

by Blem.-.lae May 15, 2017

Bitches and Magnets

A phrase used to describe or rationalize an irrational situation or a situation that does not make sense

Bro 1: hey man, I love you and all but why the fuck did you buy 100 Watermelons?

Bro 2: Bitches and magnets

by Calcifer the great April 11, 2013

Stud Magnet

It's the alternative to 'chick magnet'. It's a girl or guy who attracts good looking guys

"Jenny has so many cute guys who like her! She's a stud magnet!"

"That dude could create a whole harem with all the hot guys trying to date him. Total stud magnet!"

by You'reWelcomeAmerica February 13, 2014

booboo magnets

Shoes that track/pick up lots of doodoo (poop)

Damn bro you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in my house.

by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021

fridge magnet

an extremely overweight, compulsive eater

She is hot but her friend is a fridge magnet

by modal April 28, 2006