Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.

Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!

by Bayfuhq March 29, 2020

Minecraft

a game that notch made,i’ve Honestly uh,never left Minecraft, and I don’t know why a lot of my Minecraft friends stopped showing up to my Minecraft worlds

Me:*creates Minecraft world*
Me:wow! This is a nice start!
Me:*tells friends about it*
Friends:wow! You built that by yourself?
Me:yeah! Wanna come in?

by Michael but the name is taken August 21, 2019

Minecraft

The best game in the world until ur file gets corrupted

Minecraft is my favorite game I also killed the wither today that's fun. Then my fucking world got corrupted

by Dbb101lucky May 17, 2020

Minecraft

The best game ever

I am addicted to Minecraft

by WhoGivesADimeAboutUsernames October 23, 2020

Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

the act of slapping people to death on servers with a sharpness 10000 raw salmon.

Person 1: Hi

Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020