a/m

Abbreviation of away message

OMG look at blah's new a/m!

by EYIN! August 26, 2006

m&m

a total retard who sounds like crap

wow, he sounds like a M&M!

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

m&m

Not a chocolate candy, it’s a cute ship between Mark and Mikayla. It’s called m&m because both their names start with the letter M. m&m would like to keep this a secret and to not let anyone know other than their close friends.

Hey look, it’s m&m.
Omygosh they’re so cute.

by ¿ ? January 1, 2019

M&M

Masturbating on the motorway.

Charlie ''Eww Dad, a bird poo'd on my window!!''
Daddy Dave, ''No son, that was just a man M&M'ing. Now shut the fuck up and give Daddy a big a kiss.''

by hjvfjf uy gil ohil hilo/h February 13, 2014

m=m

M=M means Meth And Math Are Equal. It's when you're teacher says "We're Doing Math" but you're actually doing meth. It's not your fault that your teacher smokes. M=M is like saying that you're teacher is saying the truth but their not. DON'T TRUST TEACHERS!

Kids, What Does M=M Mean? *they all scream Meth And Math Are Equal*. LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!

by Whiteamuiian September 19, 2016

M&M

When 2 moms do it.

OMG I HAD SO MUCH FUN WATCHING THE M&M.

by THE REAL 69 February 8, 2017

Green m&m

the hottest, most fuckable, fattest pussy lip owning candy out there. she has huge dominatrix vibes and won’t hesitate to pull the strap out to spice things up. the green m&m, the hottest m&m, has been our sexual awakening and we don’t even know it.

man i just want the green m&m to peg me and spit on me

by Sexymarx April 7, 2020