Emilio Lopez

A man who has a big sweaty throbbing horse dick and doesn’t get insecure about his penis size and doesn’t go on urban dictionary to lie to himself and others. It’s big. I’m not lying.

Emilio Lopez I has a dick that is not small and not micro. He is secure in himself and doesn’t need other’s approval

by Hahahahhahs November 28, 2021

No Bueno Lopez

The act of while playing video games with headset (headphones) , you pause to Jack off then go back to playing .

My friends headphone was to loud while he was jackin it ,so he didn't hear the hotel staff walking on his being a No Bueno Lopez .

by Guiltycervantes March 15, 2019

Laura Lopez

A female that attends a high school in the class of 2023 that makes dark jokes. Dark jokes are very funny and make me laugh. Laura doesn't take shits from no one. Laura no giv a fuk

Laura Lopez is a human

by OfficialMythical January 8, 2020

alissa lopez

a short pan person. very kind, loyal, and upbeat. alissa lopez is someone who will offer to pay for you or get you snacks. despite the lastname extremly russian and british. typically spells colour with a u. very good at art and design. someone who has done ur mom

"why do their presentations always look so good?"
"it's cuz they're an Alissa Lopez"

"are you pan?"
"yeah, i kinda got an Alissa Lopez vibe going on"

"are you an Alissa Lopez?"
"HEY!!!! I AM NOT SHORT!!!!!"

by hot_french_cowboy January 20, 2022

Mr Lopez

A really mean teacher who blocks his kind fans and students on twitter.

oh my god its mr lopez

by KazTheLesbian June 21, 2022

Sam Lopez

A bitchass nigga that’s on some gay ass shit and randomly ejaculates into other niggas coffee for no reason other than the fact that he’s a bitchass nigga

I caught Sam Lopez cumming into another niggas coffee this morning

by A nigga named Sam Lopez October 12, 2021

Johnny Lopez

He just a real as nigga

“who is that nigga with all the bitches” oh that’s Johnny Lopez

by KING fatass July 22, 2022