Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.
To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.
To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.
by Razor7 June 11, 2006
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Alleged presence of WMDs in Iraq, when explained in full with all the facts known after the fact, show that that the explanation of WMD being present in Iraq is pretzel logic or nonsense.
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The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.
See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
by Ryan Sprinkle December 26, 2008
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Eggers: Jack Bauer shot that guy 17 times through the lungs and he is still alive.
Fusto: That's popcorn logic for ya!
Fusto: That's popcorn logic for ya!
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DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!
Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!
Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!
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open your leggines
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by Shannon and Gabby September 16, 2008
Get the leggine mug.1. To win an argument using your own superior intellect and logic.
2. To be beaten in an argument because someone had more superior intellect and logic than you.
2. To be beaten in an argument because someone had more superior intellect and logic than you.
1. I'm going to logictify that kid tomorrow who thinks he knows more science than I do.
2. I hope I don't get logictified by that nerd tomorrow, I really don't know enough about science to argue with him!
2. I hope I don't get logictified by that nerd tomorrow, I really don't know enough about science to argue with him!
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