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Langers

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To reach an advanced stage of inebriation through the imbibing of multiple alcoholic beverages.
by cheeses of Nazereth March 30, 2009
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Dennis Langevin

The man. The myth. The legend. A true god amongst men. Filipino Jesus, some might say.
However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.

There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.
*a large and loud crash is heard overhead*
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!
by sophia dlg October 24, 2018
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turd linger

One who hangs around turd, or one who likes being in the presence of turd or turd smelling farts.
by PutPile September 12, 2006
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Brad Lidge

The guy who strikes you out with a slider in the dirt or a fastball up.
"The 0-2 Pitch swing and a miss!!!! the Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball Brad Lidge strikes out Eric Henskie !!!"
by Number54lidgefan April 25, 2009
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Liege Fucker

A group drunks who live (or have lived, or know someone that lived) in Liege, Belgium who drink and live by the Liege Fucker rules. Liege Fuckers are commonly found in le carré meeting Sale Putes.

Liege Fuckers are also found in Lethbridge, Canada where they reside at The Duke. They have been known to sing drunk kareoke, destroy Blarney Stones and pull donuts shitty drunk in the parking lot at Dennys. LF's can also commonly be found going on long drunk benders, usually lasting 5-8 days. Some Liege Fuckers have lost their shoes.

Jupilerand Kokanee are the official drinks of the Liege Fuckers - they do not drink tea. The official homes of the the Liege Fuckers are Le Carré and The Duke. Although they have been known to go to the Roadhouse and ICE on occasion. The Liege Fuckers do not like Ezzies, but go there sometimes for the Sale Putes.

The key rules of the Liege Fuckers are:

Go hard or go home, and Say NO to gros cageots!
Putain! That looser is drinking tea at the bar, he definetly is not a Liege Fucker
by Liege Fucker April 25, 2006
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linger on my pillow

dayyyum girl... why you gotta linger on my pillow?
by smack!! July 18, 2004
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touch and linger

when you're wanting to catch the attention of someone you're attracted to as you're passing by them , or are in conversation with them you place your hand on them ( lower back, hands, chest, etc.) and you have it linger a little longer then then you would in a normal situation...also known as performing the "T and L"
"When walking through a crowd you perform a touch and linger on person you're attracted to and slowly and gently move them out of the way, hoping to catch their attention"
by ALI Bmoney January 18, 2010
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