"Can I see your ass license, ma'am?"
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)
"I forgot it home, officer. Maybe we can come to an arrangement !" (They have sex afterward)
by Cheburik August 1, 2024
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A 20-year undercover secret team-building operation conducted by Agent 8 that culminated with the destruction of evil entities and spiritual forces that roamed planet earth by showing them the spiritual power of the Lord. One World Under God/s.
by Tin Man 8 September 16, 2024
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Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.
Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.
What do you mean, I hardly drive.
No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.
Oh.
What do you mean, I hardly drive.
No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.
Oh.
by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011
Get the Get your license upgraded mug.A "restricted" motor-vehicle operator's card dat either (1) forbids you from operating your car during wet/snowy weather, and/or (2) mandates dat you be absolutely sober (i.e., "dry") before getting behind da wheel.
If you are super-klutzy about doing your wash, da laundromat might issue you a restricted-access (i.e., you must ask an attendant for supervision/assistance in loading your washed-but-still-damp clothes) dryver's license, too, since they would be concerned about your puttin' your careless cotton-pickin' paws on any of their expensive heat-tumbler machines.
by QuacksO May 18, 2020
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Dark mode user: it’s discord light mode day...
Light mode user: oh...nah...I’m going to give you a Discord Dark License
Dark mode user: oh, thanks
Light mode user: oh...nah...I’m going to give you a Discord Dark License
Dark mode user: oh, thanks
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