A suburb on the outskirts of Chicago. The town is almost nothing but cornfields and soybean fields. It is inhabited by rich people whom are too wrapped around their drugs/alcohol, iPads, and big trucks to realize there is a world outside that town.
Any person of that town can be put into one, or many of these following categories: snobby, uneducated but thinking they are know-it-alls, can't keep their nose in their own business, hates "drama" but start so much of it because you know, they "hate" it so much, spends all their money on name brand clothing to fit it, dope-head alcoholics, wanna be rednecks, thinks looks and material goods are everything, wants to live in California or Chicago, judges everyone by their looks, is racist and often makes jokes about gangs; yet would shit their pants and be murdered if they were to say it to a "nigger" or a gang member, scared of Joliet, thinks their shit doesn't stink. You could go on and on, but it is assured that you can think of anyone in that town and they fall in at least one of those categories.
The town itself is often described as boring. People from other towns in the area hate New Lenox because of its inhabitants.
It also seems that no one ever matures in New Lenox. There are 18-25 year olds, who are still just as dramatic and terrible to one another as a middle schooler. But, if you tell any of them that, they will deny it and beg to differ.
Any person of that town can be put into one, or many of these following categories: snobby, uneducated but thinking they are know-it-alls, can't keep their nose in their own business, hates "drama" but start so much of it because you know, they "hate" it so much, spends all their money on name brand clothing to fit it, dope-head alcoholics, wanna be rednecks, thinks looks and material goods are everything, wants to live in California or Chicago, judges everyone by their looks, is racist and often makes jokes about gangs; yet would shit their pants and be murdered if they were to say it to a "nigger" or a gang member, scared of Joliet, thinks their shit doesn't stink. You could go on and on, but it is assured that you can think of anyone in that town and they fall in at least one of those categories.
The town itself is often described as boring. People from other towns in the area hate New Lenox because of its inhabitants.
It also seems that no one ever matures in New Lenox. There are 18-25 year olds, who are still just as dramatic and terrible to one another as a middle schooler. But, if you tell any of them that, they will deny it and beg to differ.
Joe- "I'm in the mood to start some bullshit with a random person who will freak the fuck out".
Alex- "Well, I know a town called New Lenox that is perfect for that. You piss one off, you piss them all of. You should see it, it's hilarious!"
Joe-"Alex....you are from New Lenox."
Mary- "Who wants to have sex tonight? Looking to beat last nights record of 16 blowjobs and 14 fucks".
Amanda- "Psh, that is nothing. I sucked 19 dicks, ate 23 pussies, and fucked 34 of them".
Joe- "Why can't one of you fuck me?"
Mary & Amanda - "Because Joe, you are ugly. We only want sexy people, not losers like you!"
Jen- "You sluts! I'll fuck Joe then."
Mary- "Says the slut"
Amanda- "I'm going to whoop her ass, even though I am 20 and should act my age"
Jen-"I'm too mature for that shit!" (Proceeds to talk about Mary and Amanda for months after the incident)
Alex- "It's okay, none of us will ever grow up"
And that is how New Lenox people interact.
Alex- "Well, I know a town called New Lenox that is perfect for that. You piss one off, you piss them all of. You should see it, it's hilarious!"
Joe-"Alex....you are from New Lenox."
Mary- "Who wants to have sex tonight? Looking to beat last nights record of 16 blowjobs and 14 fucks".
Amanda- "Psh, that is nothing. I sucked 19 dicks, ate 23 pussies, and fucked 34 of them".
Joe- "Why can't one of you fuck me?"
Mary & Amanda - "Because Joe, you are ugly. We only want sexy people, not losers like you!"
Jen- "You sluts! I'll fuck Joe then."
Mary- "Says the slut"
Amanda- "I'm going to whoop her ass, even though I am 20 and should act my age"
Jen-"I'm too mature for that shit!" (Proceeds to talk about Mary and Amanda for months after the incident)
Alex- "It's okay, none of us will ever grow up"
And that is how New Lenox people interact.
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