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The Clark Advanced Learning Center (otherwise known as "Clark") is a small charter school-- that hardly anyone has ever heard about-- in the Martin County School District. The school only enrolls up to 250 students at a time, ranging from 10th grade to 12th. At Clark, students have access to free laptops and a free college tuition at the neighboring IRSC Chastain campus, where students are able to dual-enroll and graduate with their AA.
The student body is mainly comprised of kids who either hated public high school, dropped out of IB/AP and decided to dual-enroll, or wanted a free laptop.
Clark is a school where secrets are non-existent because they spread like wildfire, the yearbook staff is terrifying, and break-ups cause civil war. If one can get past all of this, he or she will find that Clark is a fascinating small-town-like culture of its own, where students of all backgrounds, personalities, and future goals can (for the most part) get along and enjoy each others' presence as a cohesive unit.
Example 1
Person 1: "I'm enrolling at the Clark next year! Did you hear you get a free laptop?!?"
Person 2: "There's a school called Clark?"

Example 2
Student 1: "Some of the students and teachers at Clark Advanced Learning Center are extremely weird, but I wouldn't change it for anything."
by AnonyMiss December 25, 2012
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you live and you learn

What your parents say when something shitty happens to you.
Me: dammit I couldn't get in line on time because you guys took too long to get ready.

Parents: sorry honey : '(
Me: now I won't get the brand new Britney Spears MILF edition sex doll!

Parents: you live and you learn !
by Omega_College_Dog December 27, 2016
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You gonna learn today

Pronounced "Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!" (sometimes the "You" is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his 'Alright, alright, alright!' segment of "Laugh at My Pain".
Kevin Hart explains that his father 'legitamately' walks in during his spelling bee, being outrageously loud—along with the dog on drugs—and repeating the phrase "Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!".
The phrase is used—but not limited to—mainly in high school to joke about how one will know what sex is, a long dick is, etc. but can be used in other various cases (or forms).
#1:

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't believe it. Last night, with the hottest guy, was boooring! He had NOTHING!
Boy 1: Oh really? I can make tonight good for you?
Girl 1: You? Hah! How?
Boy 1: You gonna learn today…

#2

Coach: Alright, 100 push-ups! No breaks in between! If you fall flat before doing it, 4 laps around the track nonstop running!
Kid 1: *whispering to teamates* We gonna work today…
by DarkMario1000 on Youtube January 8, 2012
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Learn2English

Usually used for someone on a website or internet community that cannot spell well or their first language is NOT english
'HAIY guis myne nambe iz ******" -Forum Postee

'Dude, Learn2English, SRSLY" -Replying community member
by ThaReverand May 7, 2010
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learn to fly

great song on the foo fighters 3rd album there is nothing left to lose.
by futuramafan February 16, 2008
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Learn

To eat or ingest. From ancient Welsh "lddrwn" meaning "to swallow".
Man, I'm hungry, let's learn.
I learned four hamburgers yesterday; afterwards I felt like an Artur.
by Bo Vanderpants January 2, 2005
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Learning Brick

It's a brick. You do something stupid, I throw it at you. You learn.
Don't make me employ the learning brick.
by Jebediah Hansworth December 20, 2008
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