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leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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Lipton leap

A form of long range tea bag where you jump up and catch the bag-ee's face in your crotch.
Did you see Miguel's lipton leap at the Billboard awards?
by tavarner17 May 20, 2013
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Eton Leap-frog

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.
Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?

Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.
by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017
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Leap

Emo, this means they are extremely emotional and overly sensitive.
Alexment:"Christ why are you so emo"
Leap:"Bitch i'm not"
Alexment:"yea you are, you vajayjay"
Leap:"Shut the FOOK UP"
by maxz_Z April 18, 2022
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Car leap

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying
friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap”
by amy montgomery April 6, 2024
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leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.
Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome
by Maton22 April 7, 2008
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Leap Year

A period of 366 days (The extra day being added to February), that comes every 4 regular years.
"This year is a leap year"
by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022
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