An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.
by The Vengeance and the Night September 15, 2015
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The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.
All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.
Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.
The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.
Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
Johnny: I just dropped my entire paycheck on this sweet Pulsar dude!
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*
Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.
Telight: Its a quality laser
Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*
3 seconds later...
Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*
Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.
Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
by TeLight April 26, 2009
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Coffee with Whiskey added. Often drank early in the morning prior to a hunt after a big night of drinking.
Matthews: You guys must feel terrible this morning.
Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee
Me: yeah, not too bad, I’m on my 3rd deer lease coffee
by Taosboyz August 28, 2021
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guy 1- My bad dude, i fucked up.
guy 2- Na, it's all laserquest, bro.
guy 1- My bad dude, i fucked up.
guy 2- Na, it's all laserquest, bro.
by bearly January 28, 2009
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Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
Ammo includes but isn't limited to:
- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs
by NotOriginal December 15, 2008
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Get the laserbeamed mug.n. a person who believes in the "Date Local" philosophy as discussed on the Slate blog. dating local reduces lust & love's carbon footprint. being eco-savvy about sex and passion is soooo cool it's green.
Danielle is a locasexual because she only dates people who live within a 100 kilometre radius of her home.
by Danielle Susan White March 17, 2009
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