Brozone Layer

A place worse than the friend zone. The brozone layer occurs when the girl you like deems you a "brother to her." There is almost no chance of getting out of the brozone layer.

See Friend Zone

Bro 1: hey man hows it going with that chick
Bro 2: she put me in the brozone layer :(
Bro 1: You're fucked

by igotbrozoned March 28, 2012

laterz

sayin bye 2 ur m8s from round sout lundun

yo blud i hav got 2 gel l8az

by chatham boi April 3, 2004

Seven Layer Burrito

A mixture of vomit (guacamole), the greasy secretion that can be found in between a fat chick’s roll (cheese), diarrhea (beans), sperm (sour cream), pubic hair (lettuce), menstrual fluid (tomatoes), and pubic crabs (rice). All of this is served between a fat lady’s fat roll which serves as the tortilla.

I gave your mom a Seven Layer Burrito last night.

by Juan C. Lopez January 6, 2009

Brozone Layer

The zone in which bros can chill and do bro like stuff. Usually a secluded place in which people out of the zone and personal of the opposite gender are not taken kindly. This place is usually equipped with some snacks for when the munchies are present and some drinks for when a bro is thirsty

mom " kevin why is this mattress separating the basement kitchen from the rest of the basement?"

kevin " it is protecting the brozone layer from women and outsiders that arent taken kindly here. now since you are in the hozone can u make me a sangwhich?

by brojuana March 14, 2012

Brozone Layer

is a region of bestfriend's statusphere that absorbs most of your motives to make her know that you love her because she intentionally plays dumb also known as Brozone Layer

Boy: Hey Can I ask you a question
Girl: Ok Bro. End of the Story You just got block by Brozone Layer
Sentence 2:
"Jack and Hailey Brozone Layer is becoming thinner because Jack sperm cell polutes Hailey's Body causing Globelly Expansion"

by Noxsiv September 22, 2016

Hozone Layer

The layer of the Earth's atmosphere where dryers somehow transport at least one of your socks from every laundry load.

"Where the fuck did my other sock go?"

"Dude, Hozone layer"

by TheCTheorist May 25, 2009

Brozone Layer

noun: A group of 3 or more close friends or "Bros" that chill on a daily basis.

Dude without Mikey here there's a significant hole in the Brozone Layer.

by Smackking August 1, 2010