Layin' Boom

Defecating in large, continuous boluses while making your presence on the toilet known with loud flatulence.

These hamburgers are so juicy, and this salad is divine, but I know I'm going to be layin' boom at work tomorrow morning.

by PeanutButterDefense May 14, 2010

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement

Ex. 1

Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.

Taylor: Really? What's it called?

Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.

Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.

Ex. 2

Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"

Ex. 3

DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!

DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!

by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022

Laying the Cables

When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.

Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."

by LadTrain July 28, 2010

lingerie laydown

A ridiculous pancake in football. One where you end up on top of the defender with their legs flying up the air. The ultimate block.

Eric had so many lingerie laydowns that he practically raped the poor kid.

by Joefoe89 September 14, 2007

Laying Down the Law

A man with an unusually large dick who keeps his woman cock-whipped simply by the pleasure he gives her in bed. He's the boss of his castle. When he says jump, she says how high? And if she ever gets upitty, he simply whips out his massive rod of correction and bangs on her until she begs her master for mercy. Basically she's addicted to his big cock and will be good so she doesn't risk losing it.

"I told my woman to get me a beer last night and she had the nerve to tell me to get it myself. Well, I had to lay down the law real good after that. I gave it to her for an hour and a half. But I think she wanted it that way all along."

"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."

by Erotic writer April 26, 2010

Laying low in the cut

"Laying low in the Cut" Would be you were helping with something but you just stuck to the sideline and did your own thing.

I was in a group for class and It was me and three other people and I just let them do the work.
Dude: Yeah you were just laying low in the cut. {Slang} {Lazy} {Chillen}

by Otownwhite687 November 13, 2015

Layin' down the Lauren

1; A generic alternative for "laying down the mack" 2; to flirt 3; the first step in the process of getting laid

I think it's time that I start layin' down the Lauren

by urbanhooker December 12, 2010