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laser lips

Some one , usually a guy, that sucks cock.
by amy grant April 1, 2005
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laser tag

is when you meet up in a laser tag place in the dead of night to have hott sex
We are gunna have some hott laser tag sex.
by maddie ray April 8, 2007
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Lasers

Anything that is trash, garbage, basura, doo-doo, wack, dreadful, awful, terrible, repugnant...see where I'm going with this?
by Lupe Fiascoe March 17, 2011
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Laser Jesus

when somebody says laser jesus they mean a speed control camera. the word itself comes from the ancient sayings that jesus saved a lot of lives. Laser Jesus = a version of jesus that saves lives through laser beams.
GPS: "Laser Jesus coming up in 150 yards, slow down."
by Hakif July 29, 2009
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Micro laser

Some dumb fuck Russian that has nothing better to do besides jack off to anime and scream at people in mrt when they think negatively about him
Hey did you see that Micro laser? What a fucking fag
by MRTSFTURN November 28, 2021
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Wicked Lasers

A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.
David kept a powerful Wicked Lasers for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.
by JohnKP January 12, 2012
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Laser Hit

This term was coined by Hash Ketchum during the original, unaired pilot episode of 4GGH. (Four Guys Get High)

To take a laser hit, you must be hot-boxing. Once the room is sufficiently filled with smoke, you are ready. Here are the steps.

1. Fill the bowl
2. Take a big hit while your friend shines a green laser on your forehead (it can be red, but green is preferable)
3. Once your lungs are full of smoke have someone turn off the lights
4. Have the laser-holder wave the laser in front of your face creating a two-dimensional plane of light
5. Here's the magic^^ Blow the smoke into the plane of light, and you will create what looks like a glowing, morphing, topographical map that'll have everyone saying "holy shit!"
Guy1: Let's film these laser hits and put them on You Tube.

Guy2: Dude, it's nearly impossible to get a laser hit on film.

Guy3: That's what's so special out them. You have to be there to experience one.

Guy4: Woah. That's actually pretty deep...
by Hash_Ketchum February 24, 2010
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