laptop gazzing

laptop gazzing(lap tawp gaz-zing):The action of staring at one's laptop with no immediate intentions.

Just sitting here laptop gazzing. Can I call you back?

by popdropsnramen August 22, 2010

Hot dogging laptop

updating fb status , when the person left his machine unlocked

Some one updated chethan's fb status , by Hot dogging laptop

by chethan prakash January 20, 2011

Laptop Nazism

the practice of nonchalantly handing out detentions for trivial violations of a school's acceptable use policy

I got a two hour detention for leaving my computer in the locker room for five minutes; seems like our school is abiding by Laptop Nazism.

by Aramano April 13, 2010

Laptop

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.

"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."

by Bob Sometimes January 9, 2006

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

laptoptoast

When you have your laptop sitting on your lap too long and it starts to burn.

Guy 1: "Man, look at your thighs they're all red"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know, I got laptoptoast surfing the web today"

by inquiz February 9, 2010

laptop

a computer that you can put on your lap

give me that laptop i want to put it on my lap

by amin82 May 13, 2020