The Green Lantern

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style and promptly punch her anus with a ring pop whilst still having sex.

"Yea I really caught my girlfriend by surprise last night after the movies. I hit her with a green lantern and she had no idea what to do" aka The Green Lantern

by jakebeale July 26, 2019

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern

V.- When ones Masturbates while taking a shit.

I did "The Dirty Jack-O-Lantern" in the Taco Bell bathroom.

by Tommynof May 28, 2012

laatedaa

Refers to a high income, posh way of life.

By the year 2010, everyone will live the laatedaa way of life.

by Andrew Ngo July 7, 2008

Lantern

The act of using a flashlight as a dildo, typically on camping trips.

The dildo was too big to fit in my backpack, so when we got the tent put up, my girlfriend demanded that we lantern instead.

by whabbear September 3, 2011

Lasater

A skin blemish, especially a mark caused by a lover biting or sucking the skin, on someone's anus.

Last night, Jeffrey was rimming me and he gave me a lasater. Seth asked, "What's a lasater?" It's a hickey on my butthole

by Lasater November 10, 2017

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.

Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera

by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011