Kulaong

1. noun — A person who scams huge amounts of money—often targeting hardworking OFWs—and does so with a straight face, backed by a talent for pathological lying. A Kulaong can fabricate stories faster than you can say “padala,” and will swear every lie is the truth… even when everyone already knows it isn’t.

2. verb — to kulaong; to deceive someone through elaborate lies while pretending to be trustworthy.

“Bro, don’t trust him with your savings. He’s acting like a total Kulaong.”

by Ang Faraon December 7, 2025

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That bitch in the back of the class who wants to suck off the teacher

Garrett Kula, quit F'ing the teacher

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Aiden Kula

The furry man himself

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An incantations for summoning gay parrots out of the ground. To be used in self defense scenarios against one's siblings. An anti molesting spell.

Sister: You suck bro

Brother: maddegama arachchige kularathna

Sister: ARYGHRGIJrGLIRJGLIGH (Get's her sexuality changed to parrot)

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