Kobe!

When a joke you thought was very funny, infact was very bad and came crashing down like Kobe's Helicopter
You The Retard: OMG, COLE SLAW? WHERE SLAW?
RICHard: Kobe!
by VegasKnightsSuck69 March 26, 2020
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"Boy, you really Kobe'd that one." Said satan to Stevie Ray Vaughan. "Nothing?..Oh that's right, that hasn't happened yet. Moving on."
by Locogato42069 January 26, 2020
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Kobe

Very good at basketball. Has a big dick. Pulls alot of hoes. Very funny down to earth person. Troublemaker. Fine as hell, can take any nigga bitch. Athletic,can play any sport. Yo bitch mcm. And everybody fucks with him
Kobe has all the hoes by him
by Richhomiehawk April 27, 2015
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KOBE!!! is what you yell when you do something impressive such as crashing a helicopter and killing 11 people on board. You have to yell it loud and with confidence....KOBEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(leans back in the cockpit with the control stick in hand, tip it forward really fast, and cuts the power throwing a sideways glance at the copilot.) KOBE!!!
by Kobe Krasher February 05, 2020
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What you yell when you throw something and know your going to crash n burn
Kobe
by AaronBorden January 27, 2020
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(noun, adj, and verb) the art of messing up and getting away with it
Dude, you got with Lauren last night?

KOBE!
by kobe!!!!!! April 06, 2010
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kobeing

Taking advantage of a member of the opposite sex in regards to instant fornication. Forcing one's self upon an unwilling younger participant. See also Big Ben-ing
This chick wasn't into my shit so I started kobeing and she stepped up real quick.
by justin_minkler March 07, 2010
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