Koala Vag 

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.

Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

Koala Vag by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022

Koala Cafe 

Koala Cafe is a restaurant with ugly ass 6 year olds with slow management

Koala Cafe is a racist place

Koala Cafe by riahs3xual on tiktok July 6, 2022

Koala Backpack 

An act of a naked smaller male, hitching a ride on a naked larger woman like a backpack. The image looks similar to that of a koala cub on the back of its mother.

Dan was a Koala Backpack to the kitchen to get some snacks post coitus.

Koala Backpack by Kile Hanzens January 11, 2023

Koala Smuggler

Similar to the Kangaroo Smuggler, the Koala Smuggler is the person doing the fisting and spitting.

I finally found a Koala Smuggler to meet my friend who is a Kangaroo Smuggler

Koala Smuggler by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023

Koala Casserole 

Catching chlamydia from a prostitute.

Man, I paid for a girl last night and ended up with a koala casserole.

Koala Casserole by SW Oblivion February 16, 2025

Koala Waffling 

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.

The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?

Koala Waffling by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025

Koala sex 

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck

I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex

Koala sex by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025