Knick Knock

To knock on someone's door then run and hide and watch the confusion go on.

Let's go knick knocking tonight!

by darkbrown1 April 23, 2009

knock on the doorgasm

A knock on the doorgasm is when you're jerking off and someone knocks on the door while you're at the point of orgasm, causing a very awkard situation in which you can't decide whether to answer the door or simply ejaculate.

"Yesterday my friend Alex had a knock on the doorgasm. He was in a very sticky situation ;)"

by fattmatt September 23, 2013

turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey

Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.

by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014

knocking etiquette

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.

With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Knocking Glove

A glove like garment worn on one's hand and forearm, most commonly used by those visiting the Jelly Fox.

The concept was founded by an ancient Prince of Arabia (Prince Angwba) who used the knocking glove to prevent damaging his expensive jewel-laden porcelain door.

Although rarely used in modern Britain, the knocking glove has seen a surprising resurgence in recent years. Indeed some believe the glove has the potential to find a concrete place in society; it will soon become common practice and courtesy to use the knocking glove when knocking on a friend or relative's door.

Little Chrissie (to Claw): "Put your knocking glove on Claw"

by The Jelly Fox October 10, 2012

cold knock

To knock on someone's door and expect to chill or have sex without any prior arrangements to do so.

Randy and Josephine had been casually hooking up for a week, but Randy put the kibosh on that arrangement when Josephine cold knocked on his door.

by akfghisfkglafgklsbv October 28, 2013

Knock out

To go to sleep.

I'm so tired so I'm gonna knock out!

by Blabbermouth June 23, 2014