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Kermit

Kermit is love Kermit is life.
by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019
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Kermit

'To Kermit', verb
Soemthing one would say/type to imply that they want to kill themselves (un)ironically.
Person: "Dude, this made me so depressed, I'm gonna kermit."
by lowaltitude October 21, 2018
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Kermit

Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog
by rhytian January 3, 2020
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Kermitism

An incredibly sacred religion devised by an unknown generation. Kermitism is where we all worship the Holy Lord Kermit the Frog, and support the Kermitism government, that mainly focuses on re-establishing communism. Followers/worshippers must have sufficient knowledge, such as the procedure of rick-rolling.
A: Do you worship Kermitism?
B: No
A: You know the rules, and so do I
by Kermitism November 26, 2020
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Kermit

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.
I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)
by TreasureHead August 4, 2017
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Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.
Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?
by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017
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Kermitting

A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!

Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.

George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
by bigbeautifulbrain April 3, 2022
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