twink keeper

A woman entrusted with the sacred duty of keeping her twink friend safe, hydrated, and semi-dignified during a night out.
She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.

"Dude, did you see what that guy was doing last night?”
“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"

by ojeju31 November 1, 2025

hype keeper

Keeping the audience at peek hype through means of visual and hearing aid.

Good thing we had our hype keeper Joe for this party. The crowd was starting to fade away interest after zero sound or lasers.

by AdverageJoe_Earth August 23, 2017

sleeper and keeper

When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.

I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"

...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"

by Aljolympics June 24, 2016

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024

Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.

Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.

by PolleN112 June 2, 2022

Video Keeper

A video Keeper is someone who records fights/video's of events in school.

" Someone be the video keeper and send to the group chat."

"WHERE THE VIDEO KEEPER AT?!"

by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021

Forest Keeper

Forest Keepers, also known as Forest Giants, or simply Giants, are entities in Lethal Company. They are colossal and extremely quick, eating players they can get their hands on. They have great eyesight, but are incapable of hearing.

Imagine if the Forest Keepers could reach inside the ship like a pringles can!

by smoogan January 3, 2024