kalandra

- Kuh/LAND/ruh-- often criticized. Name spelled AND said wrong, every. single. day. Definitely a bitch with hardcore feelings for every human in sight. High-key suicidal, but loves it. Probably a little psychopathic, but it'll buff.

"Did you hear about Kalandra? She's got some serious issues."

by Kalandra. February 14, 2017

Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare is an teenage author. She has written Ron and Ginny fan fiction and has written The Mortal Instruments which many believe is a giant Harry Potter fan fiction

Cassandra Clare writes books

by halfbloodnephilim June 19, 2016

Jassandra

Someone who loves God, family, pets, dalmations, and pigs! Someone who is sweet and loving!

Jassandra is one Funny girl ! Jassandra can blind you with her Beauty!

by frog32 February 3, 2010

cassandra

she is a weird ass female who likes cholate

cassandra has glasses and nappy hair and cusses alot

by dumbass_ezra November 14, 2016

Kassaundra

Absolutely loves penis.... Not the BIG HUGE veiny ones and not the little tiny ones. She likes the ones that she can really feel without killing her. She absolutely has NO GAG reflex and swallows everything.

Her exact words " spitting is quitting, don't be a quitter".

No shit there i was balls deep in a kassaundra, and she took it all.

by DA JuGgerNaUT B!tch October 1, 2011

Assandra

Assandra is a planet found by rocket scientists it is an ass and is larger than the moon

Some day I want to get in a space ship and fly to assandra

by Orifamifelloffabrige May 3, 2018

Cassandra

A human being who never wears her glasses. She is a barista and does not know how to calculate the median. Although she is a good friend.

Boy: Oh cassandra, can u find the median
Cassandra: i don't know how

by sunnyka November 11, 2020