Kevin the dog

The guy with the most big dick energy in the neighborhood.

Here comes Kevin the dog! You know he's got so much bde that he should have his own theme song.

by UncleRonnie October 9, 2019

Kavinran

Kavinran is a Roblox Jailbreak addict. He is fair, plays by the rules and loves to fool people with his noob skin. He is accepting, funny, caring, and a tad mischievous. He is a great friend.

Hi Kavinran!

by Pinapple33324 April 18, 2020

Kevinhartophobia

The fear of Kevin hart

One with such a condition may lose all sense of masculinity or superiority when in close proximity, viewing or even speaking of Kevin Hart, typically freezing in fear and recoiling on the floor.

Hey bro we got tickets to Kevin Hart stand up you wanna come?

No dude I cant, I have Kevinhartophobia, I truly fear that little man

by Henry Davis June 9, 2020

Kevin Lauren

Kevin Lauren is the biggest rapper in Norway. Originally from Sandnes, he amassed his huge fanbase through his boujee way of life and music skills. He has worked along the likes of rappers such as 'Ballinciaga' and all his shows get sold out in an instant. His male audience is called 'Broderskapet', while he uses the word 'Baddies' to describe his female audience. Lauren is not only famous for his exquisite work within the music industry but also for being one of the most dangerous gangsters in Scandinavia. He has already been to jail, but he is not afraid to go again since Kevin Lauren is the hardest motherfuc*er around. Although Lauren may appear to be of Norwegian descent, he is actually not Norwegian and his family on the streets are certainly all immigrants. He is currently in a relationship with Rebba.

His biggest song 'Streetsa er helt GTA' is widely regarded as one of the finest literary works in modern Norwegian history. The song uses intricate language and plenty of allusions to convey the message of the song. That the streets are 'helt GTA broder'. He also talks about how he came from a nice upbringing, but the coldhearted streets changed him to be the man known today as Kevin Lauren.

Kevin Lauren's most famous quote is:
"Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk"
This quote will forever be glued into Norwegian culture as its impact on Norwegian youths and adults is unmatched.

Example 1

Philip: Sup 'broder' have you met any 'baddies' lately?

Raiyan: You already know how it is. 'Dæpser den toeren hun skriker på dansk'

Example 2

Raiyan: Did you just see Kevin Lauren and Rebba pulling up at the crib?

Philip: Yeah, Rebba juicy af tho.

(gunshots)

Raiyan: DAMN, 'Streetsa er helt GTA' we need to run!

by Lammiser January 10, 2022

Kevin Friday

When you have Friday off and start drinking on Thursday like it’s Friday

1: Dude why are you up at 2am on a Thursday?
2: Because it’s Kevin Friday bro raaaaaaaaage

by Cucumberlover76 August 5, 2022

krusty kevin

The act of passing out immediately after jerking off to sex act descriptions on urban dictionary.

What happened to that guy?

He passed out after jerking off to the urban dictionary definition of truffle butter without wiping off. He's going to be one krusty kevin in the morning.

by bigswingingd September 14, 2016

office kevin

Any newly promoted person to a supervisory position who wears a sweat stained lanyard with his badge on it accompanied by a button up shirt two sizes to small and who smells of Chile Cheese Fritos.

I found Office Kevins lanyard next to the snack machine.

by Humkay July 26, 2018