Jordan

Jordan is a gamer e boy. He games all night and games all day, and he's really good at it. Jordan lives by the sword and the red bull can. Jordan is a friendly and humorous guy. Jordan likes to show of his gamer moves in the bed that's why he's called the EA payoff, meaning extra ass. Jordan is a tall fellow meaning he can reach places that no one else can (if u know what I mean). In conclusion Jordan is a Slay queen sipping red bull watching the basketball and Faze vs Liquid CSGO match at the same time

Tejas: Jordan's such a gamer
Corey: Wait till to feel his feet
Tejas: Can't wait until that moment

by Daniel5tookenham October 14, 2020

Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

by rainielondon December 2, 2009

Jordan

The most beautifulest&perfect girl in the world,smart sexy(even though she'll deny it!)
Always thinks about others instead of her self,she always listens to what you have to say,she always where's a smile,she's has warm brown eyes&long brown hair,she tall,every guy wants her!<3
She's bubbley,out going,more mature than others,gets along with everyone&shes the ideal girlfriend for anyone&everyone!
Can be high tempered if you get on the bad side of her&you really don't want to see that, she always sticks up for her friends,never let's anyone feel out, she completes everyones life, she makes the stars shine brighter&more clearer!

If you havnt meet a Jordan your in for a surprize when you do! They're rare so hang on tight&dont let go,she will change your life completely! NEVER LET GO OF A JORDAN!<3
She's just perfect!she's the best girl in the world!<3

Girl 1:'OMFG, who is that girl she's perfect!?'
Girl 2:'I know!! I want to be like her!'
Girl 3:'guys you know she obv a JORDAN! Duhh!!'
Girl 4:'how do you know?'
Girl 3:'beause my life has just changed&the stars are shinging brighter"

Guy 1:'Who the hell is that girl!? she smoking hot!'
Guy 2:'ohh you know its just JORDAN"
Guy 3:'she can rock my world anyday!;)'

by iloveyoumorethanever! December 27, 2012

Jordana

A smart and athletic girl who is good at everything

Very funny and cool to be around

The cutest girl in the world

the best soccer player ever

the best soccer player ever,

Jordana

by ello_im_yellow March 8, 2011

Jordan

A fucking unit that has a magnum dong the size of a bus. Smartest out of all his friends as well.

Jordan is a fucking chad bro

by Tink1000 December 4, 2020

no jodas

spanish words meaning not to be played around with ; '' yea right '' ; dont fuck around ; no hodas.

no jodas hijo de puta.
no jodas yo no amo esa mujer
no jodas.

by Raffa August 19, 2003

Jordan Witzigreuter

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011