jive

ghetto or not legit
ie : a beat up car, rap, apple bottom jeans

"Did you see that car with one wheel??"
"yea, thats pretty jive."

by inthenow June 8, 2009

Jive Turkey

When a man who struggles with his sexual orientation allows another man or multiple men,to bend him over a couch and repeatedly ravage him. This could persist for hours or even days and sometimes entire groups or organizations of men take thier turn on the one being ravaged. While being probed the gentlemen keeps both arms in a chicken wing shape and takes the form of a turkey. The men must climax inside the "Turkey" and this counts as the stuffing. Afterwards the men leave and the one being asspounded goes back to pretending to be a heterosexual.

Ahh man, i heard Jim spent all weekend being a Jive Turkey for the high school football team.

by The R.S. Lazer October 24, 2011

shuck & jive

a hussle, or rip-off.

{in reference to a person who just hussled someone}

"Quinn gave him the ol' shuck & jive"

by shuck & jive April 8, 2006

Java Jive

Java Jive is a wonderful place that sells coffee and other beverages, usually turns a huge profit because people are willing to pay $7 for an esspresso shot

Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.

The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you

WE ALL LOVE THE JAVA JIVE AND THE JAVA JIVE LOVES U!

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Jive-O-mite

jive·o·mite \jahyv-oh-mahyt\ 1 to engage in an overabundance of usually demeaning put-downs, teasing, exaggeration, or kidding often between friends.

Last night was no much fun, when Sam came in wearing that stupid hat it started a Jive-O-mite explosion of put-downs ending in the usual classic yo mama jokes.

by LevArtation February 20, 2011

jive

When a person or person's does or says something to you or someone you know that is hurtful or wrong.

He's jive, he lied to her about that one chick he hooked up with.

Why you gotta play me like that? That's jive man.

by Greeno October 2, 2005

Jive Turkey

a term black people used for white people in the 70s

Black Dynamite thinks Kyle is a jive turkey.

by THe better of the jet pair March 10, 2011