when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.
by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019
by alphabae February 24, 2022
by OD Definer August 04, 2011
When two people, whilst engaged in the rapid exchange of witty banter, whether verbally or via text, respond with the exact same answer at the exact same time, thus causing a jinx. Because it occurs during banter or “riffing” it’s considered a riff jinx. Typically it’s something uber obscure or inside joke related, and is most common when the two parties are twin brains.
Greg: This 80’s song quiz is super easy.
Greg and Becky (simultaneously): Like Sunday morning.
Becky: Whoa, a riff jinx!!
Greg: How does that happen?
Becky: We’re just two twin brains, twinning.
Greg and Becky (simultaneously): Like Sunday morning.
Becky: Whoa, a riff jinx!!
Greg: How does that happen?
Becky: We’re just two twin brains, twinning.
by RackHansen June 07, 2022
when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams
"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"
"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"
by Johnny Ham November 09, 2014