A person who knows everything. Gets more pussy than anyone, is never wrong and is always an asshole.
by Randomguy4200 January 22, 2019
Jimmy is that one guy in your school who is very handsome. All the girls like him but he will only like one. Any girl would be lucky to be with a Jimmy because his blonde hair, and brown eyes will make the girls LOVE him. He is caring, nice, hilarious, again handsome, supportive, and would be a great father. He would teach them right from wrong and teach them how to be respectful. He is just a great guy overall.
Girl 1. Hey you are so lucky that you found a guy like Jimmy I can’t dream of any guy better!
Girlfriend I know right! There is not another guy that is nicer and more handsome then him! Jimmy is everything you can want in a guy!
Girlfriend I know right! There is not another guy that is nicer and more handsome then him! Jimmy is everything you can want in a guy!
by MLG Lightning26 July 13, 2019
A Jimmy can be referred to as a very strong alcoholic beverage. Often resulting in the person consuming them becoming an angry drunk.
Tony: I can't wait to smash a couple of cold Jimmy's down my Gregory peck at the darts this weekend.
James: You better had only a half . We don't want you kicking off at the darts..... Not at darts!!!
James: You better had only a half . We don't want you kicking off at the darts..... Not at darts!!!
by Tony Guyver October 30, 2016
Jimmys Mom: Jimmy! come here and put on your special cream.
Jimmy: Hold on my penis enlargement pills just came in the mail.
Jimmy: Hold on my penis enlargement pills just came in the mail.
by Big daddy Dylan June 10, 2018
Usually in the closet but gets caught staring at horses weiner people are usually really uncomfortable and affraid around him because you already know he smells like a big old fat tuna legend says they made the fraze jerk the turkey because his dongle is gross tiny and uncircumcised
by Bigweinerscabs1818 March 11, 2019
by Jimmy Is My Dad October 03, 2018
A jimmy is someone that stares at you until you feel uncomfortable and could quite possibly rape & murder you.
A jimmy can also be someone who knocks but the annoying, slutty bitch of the school by accident.
A jimmy can also be someone who knocks but the annoying, slutty bitch of the school by accident.
“He keeps staring at me on the bus and I hate it!”
“Just ignore him, jimmy probably has issues.”
“I just got Mia pregnant dude.”
“Fuck man! Of all the people to knock up and you choose that annoying hoe? Wow, you really are a jimmy.”
“It doesn’t matter, I’m ditching her annoying ass anyway.”
“Just ignore him, jimmy probably has issues.”
“I just got Mia pregnant dude.”
“Fuck man! Of all the people to knock up and you choose that annoying hoe? Wow, you really are a jimmy.”
“It doesn’t matter, I’m ditching her annoying ass anyway.”
by JimmyIsHoldingMeHostage January 21, 2018